What's That in the Chimney*? (AKA: Pests like holidays)

Want a Band-aide? (AKA: Tax dollars at work)

Here’s the Silver Bullet (AKA: They did their research)

Whatcha Gonna Do About It? (AKA: Will work for wine)

If You Like Pina Coladas (AKA: Getting caught in the rain)

What’s the Best? (AKA: I've got the good stuff)

Are You Protected? (AKA: This has been plaguing me)

Ding Dong the Witch is Dead (AKA: Avon calling)

Science Is Always Right (AKA: WTF)

Introverted But Will Talk About Pests (AKA: I'm a nerd)

Death Trap (AKA: You can't catch me)

Holiday Season! (AKA: Celebrate good times)

What’s the Buzz? (AKA: Talking about the birds and the bees

It Costs That Much (AKA: You get what you pay for)

Bite Me (AKA: Just stop already)

Harbingers of Spring (AKA: Pollen season has started)

Angry birds! (AKA: What a bird brain)

Talk Dirty to Me (AKA: More than four letter words)

Storytime! (AKA: I don't understand)

Minor Pot Crimes (AKA: Where there’s smoke…)